Kabbalah Vodka

Kabbalah Vodka With Christian Babies 'n' Soda...Squeezie Of Lime Please

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 20, 2009

Hello Vodka...

From the adult beverage maker 'EZ Protocols' comes the newest entry into the premium Russian vodka market.

Каббала Водка

'Given the explosion of capitalism and the influx of money into the former Soviet empire, there has been a huge rise in this market as neuveaux riche wish to show off how riche they are.'

Hence, Kabbalah Vodka with Christian Infants [‘Kabbalah’ which means ‘children’ not the 'Madonna cult'] ~ The premium wheat vodka infused with silver, gold and platinum ions, features Jewish scriptures printed on the bottle and a fortified glass baby inside, playing off the old wives tale circulated in Europe that Jewish religious rites required the blood of Christian babies.

Each baby is handmade, and supposedly there are only a few of each type of baby made, so collectors are swarming all over Russia looking for these things. Think Beanie Baby!!!

The one groin fruit picking it's nose is soo mine!!!